How many sheep for your boyfriend?

How many sheep is your boyfriend worth? The Sheep Calculator gives you the answer in under a minute. Just fill in a few details about age, height, hair colour, hairstyle, eye colour, beard, and body type, and we'll turn them into his personal sheep score. There's a separate scoring system with slightly different criteria for girlfriends, which you'll find on the female page. Of course, none of this is scientific – it's just for fun, so take the result with a smile!